sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

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samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics)

(Source: missversiris)

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor
eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor
eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor
eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor
eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor
eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor
eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass)

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like


GO OFF!!!

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

airbenderandi:

The LinkmountKickstarter launched today!

This is my friend’s Kickstarter project, and they need help! These are just 23-year-old guys trying to make something awesome, so please check it out and help them! Reblogging means a lot also!

I never realized how much I could do with my phone before checking this product out. It’s awesome.

710642:

well? can he????

targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL
targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL

targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL

(Source: kateoplis)

blairreebear:

missauset:

Civil Rights Protest prep. Hair pulling and blowing smoke in her face to prepare her for the experience of sitting in restaurants that were not willing to serve people of color. 


powerful

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  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Exposure: 1/15th
  3. Focal Length: 50mm

jtotheizzoe:

More Than Just Black…

Adam Elsheimer’s The Flight Into Egypt is considered the first known painting to accurately depict the stars of the night sky and the Milky Way. Can you find Ursa Major?

Interestingly, this painting is said to date from around 1609, yet that means it predates Galileo’s first published telescope observations by a year (Galileo’s Sidereus Nuncius was published in 1610, although he made observations in 1609), and he likely couldn’t have seen all this with the naked eye. Any art or science historians know the full story? 

It’s a beautiful thing to see that science has been influencing art for so long.

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

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